In the corporate World, we have something known as Six Sigma Quality Models…some people know about it and many don’t !
Well in a laymans vocabulary, Six Sigma is all about, doing things right, the very first time u do it ! Simple ain’t it ? It all about reducing the costs by making now errors, cos if you make errors, you have to spend money in correcting it/reworking on it.
Keeping it simple : A Process/Company is termed to be on Six Sigma when it makes less than 3.4 Errors in a million output ! SHOCKED ?? Well there are companies, which do it !
Well its not about the Quality standards of Companies that i m talking about ! The interesting part starts now (as usual late)…if people also were evaluated on the basis of Six Sigma model, wouldn’t that be great ! like the output could be the minutes in a persons life and the errors being errors(DUHHHH!!!)..errors of any type, Silly ones, criminal ones etc etc..
attempting to Draw an utopian reference from Work Standards to Personal Being Standards and evalutaions !
some food for thought….what would the world look like…when
your job interview requires you to input your personal Six Sigma Score
while marriage, your in-laws would insist on your Certified Six Sigma Score sheet than your HOROSCOPES.
Fortune magazine will have its cover donned by the man with the Highest Sigma level in this world! and the top 500 also !
Blowing-your-own-trumpet parents shall boast about how their kids are high up on the Six Sigma Matrix and that their Kids will grow up to be Six Sigma Men/Women !
Now to the Ultimate Question : Is it possible to actually have a Six Sigma Man/Woman ????
Well this is a whole new and different perspective to Values instilled by Gandhigiri and Religions !
Is God Himself on Six Sigma ?????
Weird thoughts but soul-stirring ones !! i think i may be at 1 or 1.2 SIGMA VALUE !
Whats your Six Sigma Level after-all?
Whats your Six Sigma Level Value?
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